men dislike skinny jeans because they ‘want something left to their imaginations’
women retreat into the earth to form a shining utopian society, never to be seen again
men wander the surface alone, left only with their imaginations
October feels like the home sweet home of all the months. The moment the calendar reaches October 1st I get this warm and cozy feeling that lasts for 31 glorious days. I absolutely love it.
"i don’t believe in nonbinary genders" damn i wasn’t aware my gender was a fucking religion, but in that case i demand to be worshiped as a god
I know I joke around a lot about the fact that nobody will ever like me, but it really scares me that I might end up alone in the world
why do women’s clothing designers believe that girls do not need pockets
It’s so they can sell us bags
how to tell if someone is really bisexual:
- if a true bisexual utters their name backwards, it will send them back to their home dimension for a minimum of 90 days.
- fire type bisexuals will always be able to learn the move solarbeam, unless they are flareon.
- biologically, bisexuals are incapable of going down stairs.
- some bisexuals are unable to cast a shadow, though this is currently up for debate