dualpaperbags:

men dislike skinny jeans because they ‘want something left to their imaginations’

women retreat into the earth to form a shining utopian society, never to be seen again

men wander the surface alone, left only with their imaginations

mylittleghoulie:

October feels like the home sweet home of all the months. The moment the calendar reaches October 1st I get this warm and cozy feeling that lasts for 31 glorious days. I absolutely love it.

coffeeandcastiel:

420yearold:

Tumblr on september 30th

more like tumblr from september 1st to november 1st

marshmallowknight:

"i don’t believe in nonbinary genders" damn i wasn’t aware my gender was a fucking religion, but in that case i demand to be worshiped as a god

pomegranatesareokay:

I know I joke around a lot about the fact that nobody will ever like me, but it really scares me that I might end up alone in the world

mayaamoran:

marauders4evr:

dont-just-go-pink:

October is the awareness month for every single one of these!

Don’t just go pink!

SIGNAL BOOST!

Signal boost like there’s no tomorrow!

I have faith in you tumblr!

We can raise awareness for the awarenesses!

We can do this!

I have celiac disease and this is the first time ive EVER seen it being supported besides the little groups of people who all have it. This actually means a lot because it isn’t just a joke or diet its legit. THIS IS WHY I FUCKING LOVE TUMBLR

arielpunchesdemons:

This is the most accurate thing I’ve ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE

fancifullauren:

irishfangirlshipper:

dorkstrider:

why do women’s clothing designers believe that girls do not need pockets

It’s so they can sell us bags

image

bryceblogs:

thetoolazytothinkupacoolnameblog:

becuzbacon:

Tell it, Randy.

Randy said fuck your bullshit

Randy cuts deep

chasmofsarcasm:

how to tell if someone is really bisexual:

  • if a true bisexual utters their name backwards, it will send them back to their home dimension for a minimum of 90 days. 
  • fire type bisexuals will always be able to learn the move solarbeam, unless they are flareon. 
  • biologically, bisexuals are incapable of going down stairs.
  • some bisexuals are unable to cast a shadow, though this is currently up for debate

proudlyinsane:

complete panic in one screenshot