masturbation-is-illegal:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

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batscoundrel:

branddy asked me really, REALLY nicely to draw her.
SoIDid.

wilderness-lair-shatterdome:

current status: not being kissed or riding a dragon this is unacceptable

teddytrumpet:

septetteforaspookyprincess:

when you accidentally step on a bee

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Omfg

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

misandry-mermaid:

let-them-eat-vag:

ashoutintothevoid:

Emma Sulkowicz is on the cover of this month’s New York Magazine and that is the coolest thing wow

DUUUUDE this is a huge fucking deal honestly

I love the attention and support that Emma is getting, but I have to say I really hate the idea of anti-rape grassroots activism is being labeled a “sexual revolution”. 

darkest-fallen-angel:

platypus-in-a-bottle:

kristoffbjorgman:

a sad and lonely Mike Wazowski for your dashboard

I wonder what happens when you drag him

love how this is gonna look on my blog

IF YOURE ON MOBILE CLICK IT!!!

hellstarfantasy:

just let him have the pizza

infamymonster:

My Songs Know What You Did In the Dark Vitamin String Quartet

walkinghalfdead:

Give me those titties momther

mintymothchild:

ruki-the-hunter:

darquingdragon:

DOGS AND CATS CANNOT BE VEGETARIANS!! OCCASIONAL pieces of vegetable are ok, but not all the time

BUT NOT FOR CATS. CATS ARE STRICTLY CARNIVORES. THEIR DIGESTIVE SYSTEM CANNOT HANDLE PLANT MATTER.

This is why, if you catch your cat eating grass, it is EATING GRASS BECAUSE IT FEELS ILL AND WANTS TO MAKE ITSELF THROW UP TO POSSIBLY GET THE BAD THINGS OUT OF ITS TUMMY. It is NOT eating grass because “omnivore”!! Cats are CARNIVORES.

jackfrostftw:

akilequidae:

Spiderman

DEAR GOd